Hi, I bought a comma from you earlier but when I opened it at home, it had two backticks attached that weren’t mentioned in the listing. How do I return it?
Looks like we sent an incompatible comma, we are really sorry. Use our return system and will ship the correct one as soon as we process your return. In the meantime, try to use the other comma you received in that package.
Your return has been processed and you are eligible for a replacement. However, our shipping team cannot send a plain comma without protective packaging and our standard wrapping is backticks. We can try a different box though; don’t worry, the extra shipping costs of this long package are on us:
Hi, I bought a comma from you earlier but when I opened it at home, it had two backticks attached that weren’t mentioned in the listing. How do I return it?
Looks like we sent an incompatible comma, we are really sorry. Use our return system and will ship the correct one as soon as we process your return. In the meantime, try to use the other comma you received in that package.
Your return has been processed and you are eligible for a replacement. However, our shipping team cannot send a plain comma without protective packaging and our standard wrapping is backticks. We can try a different box though; don’t worry, the extra shipping costs of this long package are on us:
I appreciate that you rectified it quickly, but my doctor has just diagnosed me with backlyme disease. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.
We’re sorry! Take as many frontticks as you need to undo the damage.
By opening, you agree with Terms and Conditions¹
¹ You can’t hold us liable if you contract acute disease
Góód óf yóú tó máké ít úp tó mé. Í’ll vísít yóúr stóré ágain in the near future.
No problém!
(This is Czech for “Uh, a problem!”)