return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 天前The Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus)www.esquire.comexternal-linkmessage-square68linkfedilinkarrow-up1544arrow-down14cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
arrow-up1540arrow-down1external-linkThe Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus)www.esquire.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 天前message-square68linkfedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·20 天前You might be thinking of Jesus’ abusive dad
minus-squaremoondoggie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·20 天前Well to be fair, he was also his dad. And a ghost. And wine. And… crackers? Regardless, being both his dad and a ghost meant that any time Jesus jacked it, he was committing incestuous necrophilia. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
You might be thinking of Jesus’ abusive dad
Well to be fair, he was also his dad. And a ghost. And wine. And… crackers? Regardless, being both his dad and a ghost meant that any time Jesus jacked it, he was committing incestuous necrophilia. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.