Then Sam Altman and Anthropic will issue statements with a mix of “it’s not more advanced than our current models”, “they stole our models” and “actually they still use a thousand Nvidia GPUs just like us” which will then make the stock go back to normal in a week.

It’s as predictable as ever. Only this time they didn’t even wait, as I’ve seen them literally issue those exact statements preemptively just this week.