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sag@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml ·
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Anyone here use assembly?

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Anyone here use assembly?

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sag@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml ·
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    I get the feeling that all of these assembly jokes are justifications to avoid learning assembly.

    You can still make syscalls in assembly. Assembly isnt magic. It isn’t starting from the creation of matter and energy, it’s just very specific code.

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      It’s just a joke friend.

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        I said so in my comment, try to keep up.

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        A very bad one if it requires switching off a large portion of your brain to find it funny.

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          suspension of disbelief

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