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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago

Stop use docker

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Stop use docker

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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago
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    Weak one. Let’s ideate on a better version

    STOP DOING DOCKER

    • Virtualization was supposed to reduce the overhead, not create entire DevOps departments.

    • Years of containerization yet no real use over make clean; make build

    • Wanted to deploy your app in the “cloud” anyways for a laugh? We had a tool for it, it’s called rsync

    • Let’s run a virtual container in --privileged mode, so we can manage system resources from it – Statements dreamt up by utterly Deranged

    Look at what tech interviews have been demanding your Respect for all these years. (These are real documentation examples for how a simple virtualization supposedly works)

    ???

    ???

    ???

    –

    Hello, I would like to put 20 Terabytes of “images” into my /var/lib/, please!

    They played us for absolute fools!

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      A good example of a similar meme: https://i.redd.it/uew0stv0mff61.jpg

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      last image: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/334087756/figure/fig1/AS:774748120313856@1561725754142/shows-the-framework-diagram-of-Docker-Docker-Host-contains-containers-images-and.png

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      Your version is better than OP

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      https://i.sstatic.net/7GLcJ.png

      The owner of the site does not allow hotlinking to the resource.

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        And who’s gonna stop us?

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          Error 1011: Access Denied

          Cloudflare, apparently

          And I feel like this is going to be my new Find My IP service.

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      • Let’s run a virtual container in --privileged mode, so we can manage system resources from it

      Seriously?

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        agree or disagree with facts and arguments.

        Right now it’s not clear if your reaction is pointed towards the privileged mode or towards its criticism.

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          You don’t support superposition yet?

          …I mean, not running monitoring software as container, would be an idea.

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