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onehundred@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

I Will Fucking Piledrive You if You mention AI Again

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I Will Fucking Piledrive You if You mention AI Again

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      Upvote for use of real interrobang alone.

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      Ive been calling this the reverse turing test:

      Can you tell that a known human being is not an ‘AI’ chatbot, based on text correspondence?

      Apparently we are now just going to have AI simulacra of ourselves date each other on dating apps and meet with each other on zoom.

      The meeting thing in particular is so fucking insane.

      Problem: Meetings waste time and accomplish nothing!

      Solution: Don’t hire or train competent people, instead, automate meetings, the transcripts of which will presumably still have to be read, and will likely not make any sense, thus necessitating more meetings.

      The goal of technological civilization apparently truly is to create maximum misery via maximizing meetings.

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          Hold on , I’ll edit this when I find a link.

          Edit:

          Ok, so here is OpenAI wanting to make… well basically it seems to want to have not only an AI agent in a text support chatbox telling you how to fix a problem…

          …but give it the ability to completely take over your computer and just do it for you, presumably via Remote Assistance and whatever the Mac equivalent is.

          https://www.yahoo.com/tech/openai-plans-chatgpt-supersmart-assistant-135029243.html?guccounter=1

          No way this could go wrong and lead to fake support sites just fucking writing a batch file and executing it in the blink of an eye.

          Then we’ve got both Zoom and Otter who yes, straight up, want to build AI powered avatars, based on each employee/user and replace the human entirely in meetings.

          https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/zoom-s-ceo-wants-a-manipulatable-ai-avatar-of-you-to-attend-meetings-instead/ar-BB1nGO5m

          https://www.businessinsider.in/tech/news/could-ai-personas-attend-your-work-meetings-for-you-one-tech-ceo-says-yes-and-by-the-end-of-the-year/articleshow/107797330.cms

          Fuck the infinite paper clip making machine, we are intentionally trying to make the infinite meeting machine.

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      half of the industry hasn’t worked out how to test database backups regularly

      Wait your suppose to do that? I mean, don’t get me wrong, that makes sense, but so far 0% of the companies I’ve worked for do that.

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