“Well first, the imperialist. We build mutually beneficial ties with other countries and become a production powerhouse, so that we are strong and interdependent in the face of the imperialist.”
“And the tears?”
“When the jar gets full of tears, we put it out on a ledge, facing west, to ward away the imperialist.”
“That’s the jar.”
“The jar?”
“Where we collect the tears of the imperialist.”
“And what do you do with them?”
“The imperialist or their tears?”
“Either, both.”
“Well first, the imperialist. We build mutually beneficial ties with other countries and become a production powerhouse, so that we are strong and interdependent in the face of the imperialist.”
“And the tears?”
“When the jar gets full of tears, we put it out on a ledge, facing west, to ward away the imperialist.”
“That really works?”
“Yes, they are terrified of their own tears.”