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DaGeek247@fedia.io to Gay: News, Memes and Discussion@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

I'd let him pilot me anytime

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I'd let him pilot me anytime

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DaGeek247@fedia.io to Gay: News, Memes and Discussion@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    Pretending an erect penis is a flight joystick is something every adult has done.

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      Idk, lesbians exist

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        Look. If your sex life doesn’t include at least one phallic device, you’re honestly missing out.

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          Anything can be phallic if you’re into it enough…

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            Or vice versa?

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    Please don’t fellate the pilot while he’s flying, they tend to find that sort of thing very distracting. Maybe try a fellow passenger instead?

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      oh so that’s why turbulence happens

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        “Attention passengers, the seat belt light is now on again. Your pilot is about to come”

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    I don’t understand mom’s original question?

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      The only thing that comes to mind is sucking on candy to help with motion sickness. I’ve heard it once and i frankly doubt it works though.

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        It’s for air pressure swallowing makes your ears equalize with the tube your flying in

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          Huh. Good to know. Never really had the problem since i figured out how to do it manually. ( i swallow and while i’m swallowing i open my jaw. Not sure if it will work for others. But it doesn’t require anything special. Not even having to use your hands to plug your nose or similar)

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    Thanks for that, Fediverse.

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