This sounds mildly inconvenient at first but then you take a dump and realize the depth of the hell I sentenced you to

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      1 month ago

      Not scalable, though, as you’re the only person who it applies to, and it’s only for things you can physically lift.

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      I wonder how this would be implemented. Does everything get a bonus on the downward motion or the upward motion? I guess it would only work with the latter. And once it goes down a second time, you didn’t drop it. Gravity pulled it back down. More interesting would be how direction is handled. Can I trick it by shitting on an incline? Does it go back to its previous position plus 10%? Then you could trick it by shitting in motion.

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        1 month ago

        shitting on an incline

        lmfao.

        Upward motion, and only the initial bounce. shitting aside, playing basketball becomes stupid difficult. Clumsly dropping something like a hammer on a concrete floor now endangers your shins.