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seaQueue@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前

50 million rendered polygons vs one spicy 4.2MB boi

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50 million rendered polygons vs one spicy 4.2MB boi

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seaQueue@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前
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    Would you rather have 100,000 kg of tasty supreme pizza, or 200 kg of steaming manure?

    Choose wisely.

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      200kg of steaming manure would be pretty sweet if you had a vegetable garden

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        Not sure if I’m just missing a reference here, but if you choose the pizza you can have both.

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          Yeah but then that would be human manure which is a little (although not much) more dangerous to use on stuff you’re going to eat

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        Not a day or two from harvest.

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          you gotta rot it down a bit anyway. stick it in the corner of the garden and leave it until the following year.

          Otherwise you’ll get weeds all up in your veggies

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        Not sure I’d chose to use the word “sweet” here…

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      The pizza can be used to feed some people but you really have to go fast and find hungry people

      Manure can be sold easily

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      Careful, the 100,000 kg of pizza will turn into manure.

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        I figure I can probably convert about 10 kg into manure before it autoconverts into compost. Which is maybe even a worse problem.

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