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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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It's cold in here. Turn on the heat. I never liked the people from Stein am Rhein anyway

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It's cold in here. Turn on the heat. I never liked the people from Stein am Rhein anyway

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    Boom Hans did you turn on the heating?

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      Good thing it rarely ever gets cold in… Looks at notes …Switzerland.

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      [uncontrolled turret movements intensify]

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      Hans

      More likely to be named Urs or Ueli.

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        Hans is pretty high up :p

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    Looks like Swiss engineering is no longer the top of the pops anymore?

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      nah… just stupid MF’s grounding their equipment through the chassis.

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        Isn’t that normal? My car’s wiring is grounded to the chassis, and I don’t have my wipers coming on every time I turn on the headlights

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          30 years ago, sure.

          Not anymore if you want your complicated shit to work and not have ground loops tripping off ECU inputs.

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          Don’t turn on the AC ':)

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    And it’s still the same these days. For example our new mortars don’t work when it’s raining…

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      Wenn unser Militär nicht so deppat wäre könnten wir jetzt Großvorarlberg haben.

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    No shifting into reverse while moving doesn’t sound that bad actually. You’re not going to begin going backwards until after you’re at a standstill anyway, right?

    The rest is a nightmare.

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    user error

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    The main gun? Like, the cannon? From turning the heat on? JFC.

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