• kibiz0r@midwest.social
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    3 days ago

    Me: Trying to get my work done

    News: Musk introduces new Pledge Of Allegiance To The Gulf Of America, to be recited by citizens whenever they buy eggs

    Me: Fuck this, why am I trying…

    Performance Review: You seem a little distracted

    Me: Nope, super focused boss! (shit shit shit, I gotta catch up)