We played a game of "got your ears." Long story short, it got out of hand. How do I get them back on before my wife comes home?

She'll be here in ten minutes. I'm boned, aren't I?

Edit: I've got the ears back on, but now his nose is gone! Fuck! What do I do??

My poor son!! :(

Final edit: She's got the papers, guys, and I don't think I'm getting custody.