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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Your kidneys

    • Lena@gregtech.eu
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      an illustration showing how much human body parts are worth

      You’re not worthless

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        So I’m worth about $600,000 … wow … and everyone always I said I’d never amount to anything

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          How’s the wear & tear?

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            I’m wondering if they’ve had the timing belt or clutch replaced.

            Not quite sure what the human equivalent of those would be.

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          https://youtu.be/Sp-pU8TFsg0

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        Who is buying a black market skeleton?

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          People that would need a bone or ligament graft. It’s more commonly seen for joint repairs.

          https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/treatments/16796-bone-grafting

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            Right but it lists those separately.

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              They can use a bone or at least part of one to fix a shattered or badly healed one. The link also mentioned diseases or infection, malformed or insufficiently sized, and a few others.

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Depends if you’re offering, I guess 🤷

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          And why is it so cheap

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          ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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            Like the one time to do it wrong…

            ¯_(ツ)_/¯

            ^This guy

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        Huh… that’s quite some money just for blood

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          Not if you’re a vampire or a Republican ghoul

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    Better quality

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      Thanks BB. Yoink

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        You know I gotchu, babe. 😘

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    Aww you like me huh 👉👈

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    And I’ve been giving my blood away for free?

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      Uh… to whom?

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        deleted by creator

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        Redcross?

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