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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    How many leeches are this guy’s breeches?

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      My first thought as well…

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        Once I was in some rock pool, wearing some old converse with holes in them because of the rocks.

        I must have stepped in a nest or something, because when I took the shoes off I had like 50 tiny (like rice-sized) leeches on one of my feet.

        Thankfully they came off easily.

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            I…am both horrified and grateful for your story.

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            Thankfully I don’t think I’ve had any that attached. I think salt also works to get them off/dry them out?

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              Don’t use salt, fire or lighters on leeches. The leech is attached, gave you a light anesthetic, punched a hole through your skin to a blood vessel and now drinking the blood by sucking through the hole. When you use salt or fire in the leech, you’re shocking it with extreme pain which makes it vomit through the hole it’s sucking on … basically puking into your body. This has the danger of causing an infection or even a reaction to whatever was in the leech stuff that went back into your body.

              Carefully and slowly pinching and nudging them is the safest way to get them off.

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                Interesting. Good to know. I haven’t removed one with salt in decades probably, but I will remember this. Thanks.

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        stretching their little proboscides up and flop around like a slow version of those inflatable airdancers used to advertise car dealerships

        Thank you for this vivid description. Yet another reason for me to tuck my pants into my socks.

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        After tucking in your pants, wrap some duct tape around your ankle sticky side out. Stop them ticks also

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      Yes.

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      It reminds me of that nudist post with the tick on a laptop in the frame underneath, except it needs to be a leech.

      Edit: @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca, @threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works Unfortunately, I can’t post it because it’s arguably NSFW.

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        I have not seen this image and would like to

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          Same

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      How many leeches are this guy’s breeches?

      This guys breeches are probably made out of several thousand leeches, at a minimum.

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