The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 month agoEnter the matrix [Safely Endangered]lemmy.worldimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down120file-text
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minus-squarepalordrolap@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 month ago“Now watch what happens when I slap it.”
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-21 month agoDo not try to slap the ass — that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no ass. Ripples begin to emanate from the closest ass cheek but vanish as soon as you look away.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoRipples spreading outwards from the ass cheek… yeah that’s definitely a fart!:-P
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“Now watch what happens when I slap it.”
Do not try to slap the ass — that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no ass.
Ripples begin to emanate from the closest ass cheek but vanish as soon as you look away.
Ripples spreading outwards from the ass cheek… yeah that’s definitely a fart!:-P