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Kairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

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Kairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    None of that bread is moldy. It looks soft and fresh. Which means he either consumes or distributes that much bread on a regular basis.

    Hey, mind if I make a sandwich???

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      Yes, I do.

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      Is meat back on the menu?

    • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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      maybe he’s a duck celebrity

      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        Then he gonna DIE because I don’t see any damn peas

    • OozingPositron@feddit.cl
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      And there’s so much variation too, this is demented.

    • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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      Or he’s trying to perfect his bread recipe, and cranking out loaf after loaf

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        Usually I crank out loaf after loaf after eating Chipotle. But it’s more of a bubbly bloody liquid spray.

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          More of a thin batter than a dough, you say? Sounds like it’s bloody time for pancakes

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    Look, he was probably over-encumbered on the way to the chest and had to drop some loot.

    Happens to the best of us.

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      You don’t just hammer down all the food? I think my Skyrim character has to have eaten like several thousand cheese wheels simply because I had too many.

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    Red flags? That’s the greenest flag I’ve ever seen

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    For thousands of years of human history, this was like the ultimate mating call. This guy is too good for our modern world. Dude’s PROVIDING like crazy.

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    That ain’t your bf, that’s red soldier doing nothing but teleporting bread for three days!

  • navi@lemmy.tespia.org
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    Mf used the Oblivion item dupe bug.

    Next up is watermelons.

    • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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      First though is lockpicks

      • navi@lemmy.tespia.org
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        Priorities!

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    The boyfriends just a big fat duck.

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    Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock.

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    Is that girls bf soldier from tf2?

    • Blaster M@lemmy.world
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      “I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS!”

  • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world
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    He’s just a member of the Ghostbloods masquerading as an ardent in an attempt to poison a Lighteyed heretic. He needs a lot of bread for that task.

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    This is normal for anyone who ever dumpster dived at a bread factory

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    Is this the film “Dawn of the Bread”?

  • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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    cuz’ this guy is the BOMB

    • Kairos@lemmy.todayOP
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      Did you accidentally un-upvote your comment?

      • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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        did it on purpose B)

        • Kairos@lemmy.todayOP
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          Why

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            to be humble? i myself am very proud to be this humble

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              Oh

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