Sometimes I think I’m going crazy but I can’t think of anything this trend in truck design is supposed to communicate except “I can run you over if you bother me.”
A reply called such trucks - assault vehicles.
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Normalize assuming men who drive these things are compensating for their tiny pensises.
So many of these on my commute, and they drive, unsurprisingly, like cum brained road solipsists fueled by pure rage
“why don’t kids play outside anymore???”
the beast roaming outside
No secret, they’ll say this out loud to you if you’re another white guy like them without any real provocation or anything
all our gains in fuel efficiency are wasted because they want to make the fucking front of the vehicle flat. Enjoy your 6mpg over 70mph, asshole
trucks in the US peaked with the 1982 VW Rabbit Pickup, with it’s mischievous 1.6-liter diesel rated at a wily 52-horsepower. these can still be found on the road, puttering along doing the work of kings.
honorable mentions: the 1972-1980 Chevy LUV, 1980–1986 Datsun 620
I once owned a 1978 Dodge stepside truck. That thing was big and obnoxiously loud, and had an engine that could easily empty an entire oil refinery in a couple of months.
But it was nowhere near as ridiculous as whatever the fuck this is supposed to be. And at least it looked cool.
1978 Dodge stepside truck
Those do look cool. I’m sure there are ugly stepsides but there’s something about how they “divide” the front and the area of the bed that’s very pleasing.
yeah, and as someone who has had to get into the bed of a pickup a shitload of times, they are easy as fuck to get up into. these days you have to step up onto either the tire (hope it’s not rolling) or the rear bumper, assuming it’s not so jacked up you can’t lift your leg that high.
Trucks like this have all sorts of problems due to their distorted features, but truck breeders keep making them more deformed in an attempt to follow aesthetic trends, even though they’re causing the truck a lifetime of pain. They weren’t always this way either; look at a 1999 Chevy Silverado and you’ll see a normal looking truck, look at a 2022 model and you’ll see a truck with a vertically-stretched and smashed in snout that makes it have trouble breathing. That’s why you should always get trucks from a reputable breeder, or better, adopt a truck from a shelter.
Definitely owned by a tiny dick white dude.
let’s not body shame, plenty of small dick dudes are great at giving oral
i salute all small-dicked chads who do not need to compensate by buying a 4x4 murder weapon :rosa-salute:
