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LeftEndDev@slrpnk.net to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months ago

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LeftEndDev@slrpnk.net to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months ago
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    It’s funny because everyone I know that’s worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.

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      It’s a great place to be from!

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        Apple is Ohio?

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          Skibidi.

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            OK Zoomer

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              Isn’t skibidi alpha’s thing?

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                Isn’t it past your bedtime?

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      Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

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        You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

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          Just killed a man…

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            Put an iPhone against his head,

            pulled my trigger

            Now he’s dead

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              Was he holding it wrong?

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                Israeli parts

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          Never said otherwise

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            I wasn’t arguing; I was furthering your point.

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      Honestly surprised they still underpay versus the industry standard. And still overwork to death. They’re so profitable, they could drop all that behavior. They’re a cult that has to legally allow people to leave or they’d probably just enslave them. Can’t even use their products anymore, knowing that.

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