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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

I didn't think I'd be doing this at my age.

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I didn't think I'd be doing this at my age.

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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    • desktop_user [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      if it hd a bit more jpeg nobody would doubt that it is a real photographer

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        how do you mean?

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          Now, some people might think it’s generated by AI

          • desktop_user [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            egg should not have 4 letters in it

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              It’s actually “666”

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                No that’s the devilled egg salad sandwich machine.

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                deleted by creator

          • Varyk@sh.itjust.works
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            I think that was already the rumbling consensus.

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      E686 salad sandwich

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        The E 686 Salad Sandwich was intel’s best CPU.

        Prove me wrong.

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      Dang, this full out fooled me. Concerning, I guess we’re here now. Lots to catch once you’re aware of it, but totally passed by me while scrolling, even as someone who’s well aware of AI Image Generation, even in an image that’s intentionally ridiculous.

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        think for a moment how this thing would smell after a single day.

        of course it’s AI garbage.

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        I think this is a real picture? cuz there was a tweet from a guy saying it’s his egg salad machine.

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          Would people just lie on the internet?

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            no…NO…I don’t think they’re allowed!

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      Tasty

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      Either the ‘N’ in “sandwich” is backwards or it’s a large, lowercase ‘n’

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    • Varyk@sh.itjust.works
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      I was actually wondering how about this too because of his crazy thumb, haha.

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      It looks like a reasonable design

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      It’s looking like scrambled egg salad

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      Hands are still weird

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    You had me at E686 SALAD SAMDWICH

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      My fave

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    Looks like the future I want is in the past

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      Needs more E686

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    Interesting. What’s their spaghetti policy?

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      Can’t go into specifics because of an NDA but can share my general opinion on the subject: Awful. Policy is awful.

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    I got salmonella poisoning from looking at this.

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    It’s like a party in my mouth and everyone’s throwing up.

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    I’ve never seen one of these, but about 5 years ago I saw a gravy dispenser at a gas station for biscuits & gravy.

    I passed.

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      The one I loved was a pancake machine at a hotel breakfast buffet. You pressed the pancake button and batter was dispensed onto a slowly rolling large heated cylinder. When your pancake made it to the edge of the cylinder, it peeled off and flipped onto another counter-rotating cylinder. Then it was peeled off and slid down a chute onto a plate. Perfectly round, perfectly cooked.

      I ate a few more pancakes than I should have just to see it work. Then against the protests of my wife I lifted the hinged side panel to see how the batter was loaded and dispensed (it was squeezed out of a bag by a screw jack)

      The girl at the buffet asked if I was a process engineer (yup) and assured me that I was far from the first to peek under the hood 😅

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    Wait until you see the clam chowder dispenser.

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