andros_rex@lemmy.world to Trans Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 天前“a top ten list of ways you know your husband wasn’t born a guy”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1188arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1184arrow-down1image“a top ten list of ways you know your husband wasn’t born a guy”lemmy.worldandros_rex@lemmy.world to Trans Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 天前message-square32linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCatoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·12 天前Water is too liquid and flowy, that’s not how flesh acts. Hair gel isn’t 1:1 either, but it’s closer and readily available. It will also take slightly longer than water to make it look like you pissed yourself if the condom pops.
minus-squarekayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·12 天前The thought of a hair gel water balloon that lives on your crotch terrifies me. I’m glad there are better options available now~
Water is too liquid and flowy, that’s not how flesh acts. Hair gel isn’t 1:1 either, but it’s closer and readily available. It will also take slightly longer than water to make it look like you pissed yourself if the condom pops.
The thought of a hair gel water balloon that lives on your crotch terrifies me. I’m glad there are better options available now~