What are some of the wildest takes about LGBT you've heard from cishets?

Here are a few I've heard:

• "Identifying as demisexual is just a form of slut-shaming"
• "'Demisexuality' is just the human norm, most people don't fuck someone they just met"
• "Asexual claims of discrimination are an insult to the Black Americans who struggled in the Civil Rights Movement"
• "Anyone who identifies as asexual is either an incel in denial or has a medical problem that needs to be cured"