Variable geometry goalposts
Variable geometry goalposts
[orange, accusing]Oh yeah, you think shapes exist?Then name a shape, I bet you can't[purple, shrugging]Uh… a circle?[orange, getting angry]Yeah okay but I bet you can't name three more[purple, shrugging harder]…a square, a triangle, a rhombus?[orange, so angry their body is turning into spaghetti]Sure but you can't name two more[purple, stalwart]A rectangle and a hexagon?[orange, bent out of shape]Okay but let's see you name another one[purple, calm]A pentagonYou ok mate?[orange, grossly deformed by anger]Nice try but I bet you can't list one more[purple, worried]Uh…Are you ok?[orange, grinning and pointing proudly at purple]Heh I knew it look at this loser yall he can't even name a shape[purple, jaded by the interaction, has no words]