Even after all these years the mods refuse to give me any power because they fear my perfectly manicured monobrow

The mods have no eyebrows and also never read the part where Engels gave Marx free rent.

What about giving me something for once, huh? HUH?! What kind of communists are you people?!

All I'm asking for is a little unlimited power. I'd... actually I'd probably just continue posting weird streams of consciousness and the occasional weevil. Forget I asked.