Joint statement by EU leaders: "pwease mr twumpo pwase we pwomise we will bwuy mowe weapons pwese"

Yeah I'm editorialising but just be happy I didn't call it the official cuckment from the cuckleaders of the european cuck union on being cucked. Not in a kinkshamy way though, but I don't know what other word to use to describe them.

Also: "(...) The united states is an essential partner" LMAO