Alright Easter Gang, lock in. Today's the day every fake Easter Fan forgets all about it.

Remind your family that it doesn't matter if Jesus was born because he died and we already have a holiday for that called EASTER. If they serve a "Christmas" feast, remind them that the EASTER feast is much better after LENT. Ask them why they didn't get you colourful eggs while wearing your fully anatomically-correct Easter Bunny suit. CHALLENGE them.

You've maintained The Easter Lifestyle this long and this is just two more days of resisting the hater horde, but you will be VINDICATED when they crawl back to you in April.