I was talking about (my) autism and ADHD at work with someone with ADHD, and the theory that they're not entirely separate conditions but different expressions of the same condition, and the fucking

Woo woo sage and crystals psychotherapist butted in to say they were definitely separate, because ADHD was genetic while autism was generally caused by outside influences like vaccines.

God I hate him so much. He bragged about spending 9 days in Peru on a Ayahuasca vision quest so I've been rephrasing it to everyone as shitting and puking until he saw god.