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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

  • Whatever number it is, it ain't big enough yet.

    More power!

  • I can accept that folks who support the orange menace may cease supporting him. However, these kinds of posts are all but impossible to substantiate. Not sure how many people could actually be behind the guy at this point.

  • I think the Design of the dread suit is amazing, especially at the end of the game when she gets the watermelon variant.

    I also really like the original gravity suit from Super Metroid, but they're all awesome.

  • How many yonks has in been?

  • Hang out with my grandparents, ask them everything. I miss them.

  • Moth memes are doing it for me

  • Went thru the same shit with Bush 20 years ago.

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  • First time accessing the internet would probably be 1992 or 1993 from the local school library. Before then, I used local bulletin board systems via modem to play games, send messages, download warez, etc. as a young kid. The sense of freedom and liberation between those technologies was amazing. Around the same time, the school system transitioned to a digital card catalog system and some of the librarians were absolutely furious that the card catalog they knew and loved was going away.

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  • Something is Awful up in this piece!

  • Zelda II The Adventure of Link

    Super Metroid

    Another World / Out of This World

    Myst

    Doom

    Honorable mention goes to Super Mario Land.

  • I gots one, they're just fun

  • Yes! Web rings!

  • I was there. People carried physical notepads with URLs, shared them on BBS', or other forums. It was wild.

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  • I about pissed myself laughing at this goats face

  • Damn, these people are bold as fuck. Get it!

  • I don't understand why this is self-censored.

  • Aglet gang, rise up

  • Stuff like this is why the Internet exists