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  • Great, now instead of just being bored, I get to manage three servers and two dozen public-facing services that I have to maintain for a growing number of users, along with the physical servers themselves, as any cog in this machine may break and burst into flames like a house of cards... and still be bored with the added stress.

    Yaaaaay, hobbies...

  • Just how I like them 😏

  • Wait until 2027 or 2028, if at all possible. The variable here is 'when', not 'if'.

  • In this states it's this weekend, I believe

  • Make daylight great again

  • My first thought was a sex doll...

  • You, next week, browsing eBay: an 8K dpl projector, in box, with mounting kit, $15, no bids, ending in 8 minutes?!

    You, a few seconds later: WHY IS IT ONLY VGA WHAT THE FU-

  • Forums. Gaming guides made by actual gamers. Clans that are recognizable and actually respected, playing against the same. Email being the main method of 'notifications'. MSN Gaming Zone. PS2 network gaming, and not having to pay a fucking fee to play with your friends and those halfway around the world. Hosting dedicated servers. Lists of available servers and games to join, instead of this bullshit 'matchmaking'. Modding games, and to an extent programs. Websites not having 50 fucking layers of Javascript garbage just to load what is effectively a static page. Before analytics were everywhere, before ads took more real estate than the content. When Google was just a search engine.

    E: Gamespy. Also, I also had someone in vrc recognize my name, and also recalled my clan, from back when we were just a Halo/Custom Edition group. I was so fucking excited, to be recognized, almost 20 years later. My clan is still going, though the numbers are single-digit now. Life happens.

    A lot of stuff, but basically, before the internet was shit, and simultaneously, corporations taking over humanity.

  • nod nod

  • It's purrfectly understandable

    (I'm also part tiger and a dash of fox but shh)

  • I mean, as a connoisseur of sexy felines, uh... I erm... 🥺👉👈

  • hey, it's signal

  • Baby: minimize

  • Mother, this attire doesn't suit me.

    Mother.

  • sploosh

  • Mine are free, but you have to be skilled enough to take a knot in your muzzle regularly

  • Re: the bull testicles, do they come pre-seperated from the bull or do I need to really upgrade my medical and dental insurance first?

  • I don't think of having 'shit nuggets' as a positive attribute, but uh..

  • I assume you're not from the US, but it is funny to think about. 'oh darn I forgot to get eggs, gotta cross the border again brb 2h'

  • The difference between the two types of dumbass is that at least one of them has some semblance of real-world experience, so you'd expect better from them.