@ winkly @lemmy.world
Plant your tree
Every time you masturbate God plants a Ryan Gosling
Meet the water sommeliers: they believe H₂O can rival wine – but would you pay £19 a bottle?
I prefer my water distilled
This is how my brain works 95% of the time
He was feeding the wildlife
Zoom zoom zoom
Great place to store small dead animals
4011
I had to google it
Scientist makes horror prediction that the world will 'collapse in just 25 years
Gestures broadly at everything
Toothpaste made from hair provides natural root to repair teeth
Fingernails are also made of keratin…
The world if Harambe lived
Thanks, Harambe
ChatGPT 5 power consumption could be as much as eight times higher than GPT 4 — research institute estimates medium-sized GPT-5 response can consume up to 40 watt-hours of electricity
That means it’s better, right?
Right?
Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis
“signature look of superiority”
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Lab grown humans here we come!
"The world of mousing around and typing will feel as alien as it does to Gen-Z to use MS-DOS." Really? How it would work?
Mouse around and find out
I have never seen the 😗 emoji used, but I have seen a TON of :3
:)3
When life gives ya lemons.
When life gives you sour fruit, make better sour fruits!
Expert here.
What’s brown and sticky?
If Aliens came to Earth, would we not have as much of a language chellenge as they would do with us? Also like in Mars Attacks how would we know that we aren't saying lets go to War?
Aliens have been helping us develop super intelligent AI to bridge the gap between our species
Figma Announces IPO
Figma balls! lmao gottem 🤣
Who will be the villains in future Hollywood movies?
Chinese Robots
Japan marks highest-ever temperature of 41.2 C in Hyogo
That’s hot 🥵
Who's got the morbs?
Sigh… “it’s morbin’ time”
Every time you masturbate God plants a Ryan Gosling