"sexual mishap warning" had me expecting a personal story of some sort and so I was just getting more and more confused reading your reply for a while.
If it's "ancient" it's probably about Native Americans. "American Indian" generally means Native American while "Indian-American" would refer to someone who's part of the Indian diaspora. If it's mystical and from India, I think Hindu and Vedic tend to get used more even if it's not actually Hindu or Vedic.
Sideloading is a term made up by i-drive in the 90s to describe the process of copying a file from someone else's i-drive to your own. How it ended up becoming the term for installing apps not from a store isn't clear, but I'd guess it's because you aren't "downloading" from a store and more "sideloading" like you might music to an MP3 player (at least in the early days).
Google continuing to restrict the ability to install apps how you want is bullshit, but it's not like the word sideloading is some nefarious propaganda made up by Big App Store. It's just slang that evolved beyond its original meaning.
I think this needs more edits, watermarks, screenshot crops, and rounds of being put into meme compilation videos before being screenshotted with the player UI visible.
The problem is that it's a smart feeder, so it adjusted its internal clock with DST. A "dumb" feeder would've stayed at the same "physical" time because it also would have no concept of DST.
You transformed from a duck into a goose?