Does J to the L ever bust out the china teapot and caddy and make his own, in the canon? So many replicator mistakes, he must have a tea set tucked away somewhere. Maybe he doesn't know how to boil water....
That reminds me, I haven't rewatched it in years. Thanks, Aram! Oddly enough, I know a lady named Aram. Away to Discord! She shall be informed of this great honor. EDIT: I desire a rewatch of Casablanca, I'm not an animal
"...indisposed (or WWIII starts. In which case, I will move to Montana to help the surviving scientists build warp drive)." You won my loyalty right here.
I see, well, that's just more proof that Lwaxana was involved all along the way.