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@ UniversalMonk @lemmy.world

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Mormon Satanist. Transracial Socialist Workers Party Kopimist Monk. Debt-free. Alcohol-free. Drug-free. Caffeine-free. Over 45,000 downvotes, mocked, parodied, and bullied —all because I dare stand against the current Duopoly. Yet here I am, standing tall, defending worker's rights. "Union!"

  • Jill Stein Won’t Stop. No Matter Who Asks.

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  • Actually if I took it seriously, then how would I post hundreds of posts and thousands of comments like I do?! lol Think about that for a sec.

    Thanks! :)

  • Trump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demands

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  • I am. Thanks!

  • Trump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demands

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  • Not sure what that means or what the context is, but thanks anyway!

  • Trump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demands

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  • I just post news articles, friend. I don't write them. If you feel they are propaganda, be sure to write the news orgs that produce them. Thank you! :)

  • Trump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demands

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  • Oh I didn't vote for Trump. Thanks!

  • Jill Stein Won’t Stop. No Matter Who Asks.

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  • Why would I cry over anything Lemmy says? You may take it that seriously, but I don't! lol

  • Trump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demands

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  • Wrong. I'm not trolling. Thank you! :)

  • Trump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demands

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  • Dude, what the fuck are you going on about? Of course it's a fucking prediction.

    Did you somehow think that I feel I have the power of seeing the future?

    You know how, during a football game someone places a bet and says, "Man, the Vikings are gonna win. I know it!" Do you honestly think that THEY honestly think they are seeing the future? That they have a supernatural power?!

    The fuck, dude? What?! lololol

    Now having said all that, and you've calmed your shit down, let me say it again: Trump's gonna lose by a landslide.

    See how that works? Thanks, friend! :)

  • Trump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demands

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  • Meh, just a bunch of doomscrolling. Here's the thing. They release polls and stuff, but the people most likely not to vote for Trump don't really do polls.

    Harris will win by a landslide. Trump will call it a fraud.

    Lemmy will immediately send me comments like "Why are you still here, troll? You failed! Now go disappear" (Even tho I've always said Trump would lose.)

    Trump will ask for recounts. Threaten to sue the planet Earth.

    Lemmy will keep wondering why I'm still here. I'll post news about Trump and Third Parties talking about how much Harris sucks, and Lemmy will continue saying I'm a russian troll trying to to destroy the US and get Trumpers to take over the US.

    And while all that drama is going on, everything will be fine. Harris will be sworn in.

    And in 3 months people will go back to bitching about how rent is still too damn high.

    And people here will still be bitching about why I'm still on Lemmy and ask me if Putin is mad at me and knocking on my Moscow apartment door. :)

    So relax, friend. The world ain't gonna end. I promise.

  • Jill Stein Won’t Stop. No Matter Who Asks.

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  • What?! The entire community has disdain for me?! Nah. That can't be true.

    I mentioned something like that one time, and people just said that I had a victim complex and main character syndrome. So no way everyone here disdains me. They talked me out of thinking that.

    Thank you for your kind thoughts, friend! :)

  • Jill Stein Won’t Stop. No Matter Who Asks.

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  • Thank you. The care and sympathy you're showing me is really turning me around and making me a better person. I feel your love for me. Thanks, friend! :)

  • Trump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demands

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  • He won't. And I've already voted. Thanks! :)

  • Trump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demands

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  • Meh, I'm not afraid of him. He won't win anyway. :)

  • Jill Stein Won’t Stop. No Matter Who Asks.

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  • Thank you, friend! :)

  • Trump visited a Bucks County McDonald’s to cook some french fries and work the drive-thru

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  • I didn't write the article friend, I just thought it was interesting, and posted it. Thank you! :)

  • Trump visited a Bucks County McDonald’s to cook some french fries and work the drive-thru

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  • And what are those motives?

  • Jill Stein Won’t Stop. No Matter Who Asks.

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  • Thanks for looking out for me, friend! :)

  • Jill Stein Won’t Stop. No Matter Who Asks.

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  • Wait! Are you saying people here are insulting me? In this community?! Noooo...come on now... I'm pretty sure when I brought that up one time, everyone said I had "main character syndrome."

    So I think you're wrong. You must be, right?!

    Thanks, friend! :)

  • Donald Trump Gains in Three Swing States He's Looking to Flip: New Polls

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  • He won't win.

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    At Seattle rally, Sawant says Harris deserves to lose ‘1,000 times’

    www.seattletimes.com /seattle-news/politics/at-seattle-rally-sawant-says-harris-deserves-to-lose-1000-times/
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    Donald Trump's Got the Momentum. Can It Hold?

    www.newsweek.com /donald-trumps-got-momentum-can-it-hold-1969565
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    Trump Gets Good News as Registered Democrats Drop 18% in Key Swing County

    www.newsweek.com /erie-county-pennsylvania-voter-registration-democrats-republicans-1969641
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    Polls Close in Georgia After Record-Breaking Early Voting: What We Know

    www.newsweek.com /georgia-first-day-early-voting-record-election-2024-1969476
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    Trump tops Harris by 1 point in battleground Michigan survey

    thehill.com /homenews/campaign/4934280-donald-trump-kamala-harris-michigan-aarp-survey/
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    At Howard, A Soft Call for the Green party

    thehilltoponline.com /2024/10/15/at-howard-a-soft-call-for-the-green-party/
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    Trump edges out Harris with early voters in battleground states

    thehill.com /homenews/campaign/4932890-donald-trump-kamala-harris-battleground-states-harvard-harris-survey/
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    Why Kamala Harris Needs Joe Rogan to Fix Her Male Voter Problem

    www.newsweek.com /kamala-harris-joe-rogan-podcast-male-voters-trump-1969113
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    Kamala Harris Polling Lead 'Not Real' Says Ex-Obama Aide

    www.newsweek.com /kamala-harris-polling-lead-not-real-ex-obama-aide-1968441
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    Why is Donald Trump’s name at the top of my Ohio absentee ballot and not yours? Today in Ohio

    www.cleveland.com /news/2024/10/why-is-donald-trumps-name-at-the-top-of-my-ohio-absentee-ballot-and-not-yours-today-in-ohio.html
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    What role could third-party presidential candidates play in the 2024 election?

    www.wptv.com /politics/america-votes/what-role-could-third-party-presidential-candidates-play-in-the-2024-election
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    Two main political parties not the only choices for voters

    www.mcall.com /2024/10/14/your-view-two-main-political-parties-not-the-only-choices-for-voters/
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    Voters with disabilities are feeling ignored by presidential candidates

    apnews.com /article/disabilities-voters-trump-harris-dc53223ac8b1bd24196ab39284e08ad4
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    Trump calls for adding 10,000 Border Patrol agents after derailing a bipartisan border bill

    apnews.com /article/trump-border-patrol-arizona-presidential-election-9b41386b300403b83f336c83709eecb5
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    Trump’s campaign crowdfunded millions online in an untraditional approach to emergency relief

    apnews.com /article/trump-election-hurricane-helene-assassination-attempt-gofundme-8907212327300d20880b7f9902e42c43
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    Why votes for Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein won't count in Ohio

    www.dispatch.com /story/news/politics/elections/2024/10/14/election-2024-why-ohio-votes-for-green-partys-jill-stein-wont-count/75631412007/
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    In a Tight Presidential Race, Third-Party Candidates Present a Wild Card

    www.nytimes.com /2024/10/14/us/politics/presidential-election-third-party-candidates.html
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    Man with loaded gun arrested at checkpoint near Donald Trump’s weekend rally in Southern California

    apnews.com /article/trump-rally-arrest-coachella-california-282a384e3fae256352c685174a3a74f4
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    Republicans' Chances of Flipping Key Senate Seats With 3 Weeks to Election

    www.newsweek.com /republicans-chances-flipping-senate-key-races-election-1968222
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    Trump urges using military to handle ‘radical left lunatics’ on Election Day

    www.washingtonpost.com /politics/2024/10/13/trump-military-enemies-within/