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  • Welp.

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  • I'm from Finland. It's late winter now. It's not Smiling Season yet.

  • I've often been like "I don't know why people complain about Fandom, this is fine". And then I saw what the site looks like without uBlock. Sweet merciful heavens. Hey, there's some ads. Let's cram some ads in the ads. Some prime blank space? Shove some annoying video things in there. Autoplaying. See that navigation bar over there? Let's make it pointless. (If you come to the article via web search, surely you want to read about some completely random stuff in another game!)

    Fandom is garbage, Fextralife is garbage (and at this rate will probably be bought by Fandom one day). Indie wikis rule.

  • Wait a second. You're expecting Google to not FUD? Ha ha ha oh wow. I mean I didn't actually expect them to do so, but yeah.

  • Don't look at the details. Maybe look at the big picture.

  • A lot of people spend a lot of time zooming in pictures to find the meaning. Perhaps they should zoom out to see the big picture.

  • Snails on skateboards are going to be slow no matter what.

    Turtles are actually surprisingly fast. They only pretend to be fast, as teenagers, while going everywhere on their skateboards. (They may even learn some sick tricks to impress bystanders.) In reality they just apply ✨determination✨ and get wherever they want to go, Eventually.

  • Okay, guess I'm technically not boycotting Tesla. I just straight up can't afford a car, not in this economy. Nor do I care, because there's a bus stop just down the street. Not that I'm intimidated by Trump because I'm not American and he can't prosecute this shit even domestically.

  • I run ad blockers. As a security measure. Ad companies collect insane amount of data and do a bunch of shady stuff whenever they can get away with it.

    I want to support websites whenever I'm able, but the way ad companies operate just ain't it.

    If they clean up their act, maybe then I could stop using ad blockers, but it's been decades and I don't have high hopes.

    Also using ad blockers for performance and usability reasons. For example, I used to use a bunch of Fandom wikis and couldn't understand why people hated the UI. Then I saw how Fandom looks like without ad blockers and holy shit how can humans live like this

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  • Botted comments and admins not in the helm.

    I'll admit, the thing that made me go from Kbin to Lemmy was seeing tons of spam on unmoderated places. (Not blaming the admin for not being able to manage the site in that particular case, they had more pressing issues.)

  • Big American TTS

    (Microsoft Sam is a text-to-speech system with a considerable install base, yes)

  • Nah, Elon thinks it's elegant. As in "Ha ha, I spoke like a big boy. I heard that badass line on TV once, on one of those shows I'm not supposed to watch. Bet that guy is now red on face and is so distraught he won't be able to eat broccoli on supper and his mom will yell at him. Owned."

  • Hello all! I'm Rose. Also a Fediverse chick. Unlike Nicole I don't spam people. Also I'm not on Friendica (not many people are) and you probably shouldn't add me as a friend on any Fedi platform because I'm a hella boring nerd.

  • Mastodon, Pixelfed, Lemmy and Bookwyrm. They all seem to cover most of my social media needs which (in all other cases beside Lemmy) can be described as shouting in the void and being happy if someone else is there too.

  • I never got such a survey. Guess they figured that bunch of people would cancel the subscription in the month before an announced price hike.

  • SQL is an Old Language of Ancient Power. You have to write the keywords in all caps.

    (Fortran is basically the same, but it's rarer. Lisp is too, but you don't need to capitalise everything, as the Ancient Power is contained in the parentheses.)

  • There's always the old piece of wisdom from the Unix jungle: "If you write a complex shellscript, sooner or later you'll wish you wrote it in a real programming language."

    I wrote a huge PowerShell script over the past few years. I was like "Ooh, guess this is a resume item if anyone asks me if I know PowerShell." ...around the beginning of the year I rewrote the bloody thing in Python and I have zero regrets. It's no longer a Big Mush of Stuff That Does a Thing. It's got object orientation now. Design patterns. Things in independent units. Shit like that.

  • You can add me on Friendica

    Well that's a huge red flag right there. Nobody uses Friendica.

  • "...and ripping that CD was annoying, because you then had an over long last track with the secret song, and you had to split the tracks manually and come up with tags on your own, or..."

    (Seriously, the only reason I listened rarely to the last song in Halo CE soundtrack was because of this.)

  • There's this website that listed bunch of stuff about Kim Dotcom and his ventures. (the list barely scratches the surface. But the important thing is that people thought he was hack decades ago.)

    When I visited the site last time, I was like "ohhhhh, they've found a picture of Kim wearing an SS helmet. I really didn't know what else I was expecting."

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Just browsing my photos from 10 years ago. I was amused when I browsed the university library computer science artificial intelligence shelf. ...I sometimes wish AI had stayed at this level.

  • Games @lemmy.world

    Todd Howard's exclusive 1,000G Xbox achievement appears after years of secrecy

    www.trueachievements.com /news/todd-howard-1000-gamerscore-xbox-achievement
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Look at both Commercial & Homemade dog

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    You rarely hear about "Victims of Capitalism" these days. I wonder why?

  • Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world

    Turtle: "I'm a big badass. You mammals should fear me." Humans: "Boop." Turtle: "OK that was not really in my plan, please do whatever you are doing and let me go please."

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    "Conflict", by Garri Bardin, 1983.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What are the major world news that you got from weird sources (and maybe wish you had heard first from legit news sources)?

  • aww @lemmy.world

    Pancake Tortoises have a fairly flat shell structure (hence the name). They like to go in rock crevices and enjoy the radiating heat. This buddy here seems to go "Awww yeah. Waffle iron mode, babyyy."

  • Commodore 64 @lemmy.world

    Philip Glass - Koyaanisqatsi (arr. Joachim Wijnhoven)

  • aww @lemmy.world

    Oh no. This buddy just heard about the Plumber Brothers and what they've been doing for the past 40+ years.

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Programmer Pain Chart

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Happy World Turtle Day! One of my favourite turtle-releated software development things is that Firefox console will show a little turtle icon on slow requests. Picture also related.

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    People keep telling me that Nuon is probably the most obscure video game platform ever created. Oh, they've not heard how the greybeards entertain themselves.

  • aww @lemmy.world

    Does anyone else feel strangely calm when seeing this photograph?

  • RetroGaming @lemmy.world

    One of my recent retro game moments

  • Anime @ani.social

    A Cruel Angel's Thesis - Neon Genesis Evangelion (Finnish Cover)

  • Commodore 64 @lemmy.world

    Matt Gray - Central Park - Last Ninja 2 (Remake)

  • aww @lemmy.world

    On an open, straight road, a giant tortoise can actually hit quite reasonable speed.

  • Commodore 64 @lemmy.world

    Bad Apple!! - featuring S.A.M. (Software Automatic Mouth)

  • aww @lemmy.world

    Aside of humans, turtles are the only animals to have religious rites.