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So, here you are. Aren’t ya. AREN’T YA? Ya, ya are.

  • Low viscosity animal.

  • *pastime

  • "Relaxing", good last name for a cat named Emily.

  • Denmark's health care system be like, bro, if you want we can give you some tips on how to improve your game.

  • It's like that ex that just won't leave you alone and comes up with crazier and crazier excuses to get involved with your life again.

  • I need to go ponder my orb.

  • Cheaper to just declare you're trans.

  • I can fluff you up!

  • I feel comfortable just LOOKING at that florf!

  • Yeah don't make the mistake so many of us other shmucks did and think "ah, whatever, it's all online now anyway", because before you know it, no it ain't, and you just lost your last copy to mites.

  • Only write. No read!

  • Ok, now listen to this gif

  • It is brown goo flavored, and you will eat it until you are completely brainwashed into liking it.

  • Very humble. Not very creative. But very humble.

  • Cats can't process cheese. They get extremely fat super quickly and leave these soggy turds that you need to scrape off with a prying iron. I know. Dear lord, do I know.

    They love cheese tho. They super love cheeeeese...

  • BECAUSE YOU SNIFFED THEM! ADMIT IT!

    ...we all did it.

  • You're looking at (very) roughly 10 year lifespan on those things. Helps a LOT that you kept them properly stored and all, but once you're done moving, you take a weekend and transfer all that shit to a new medium, you hear? It's easy to just forget about the stuff in the attic until one day you're like, wow, do you remember when... And then you open up the storage and rats ate it all. It kind of really sucks. Don't be like that. Don't be rat man. Be great man. Or woman. Or whateveran.

  • I don't think it is legal for a pirate to have handwriting that good.

  • You got out before you got bit. Once a bite breaks your skin, you're done for. Then you're gonna become one of them.