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Ellia Plissken

@ tilefan @lemm.ee

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i'm probably baked

  • just come up with an unpronounceable symbol to replace it

  • coprolites of the internet

  • I'm down with this.

  • we're going to need sub-names for people's alts as well

  • Lemabration day.

  • that's not generic, that's from Reddit as far as I can tell. "anniversary" would be generic

  • but I'll get that confused with the day that we celebrate the lunar excursion module from Apollo 11

  • explain the jarboa thing?

  • a cake has been used to represent celebration of birthdays or anniversaries for longer than we've been calling them cake days

  • I bet it has something to do with a crew member saying "hey, this is too dangerous" and a billionaire saying, "do it or you're going to lose your job". like when Virgin Galactic got its FAA whatever revoked for Branson's behavior on their first space flight

  • it's time for judges to get a fucking wakeup call. the amount of authority they have in a courtroom feels like the leftover vestiges of the English monarchy that are supposed to technically exist but not actually be exercised

  • honestly it depends on how long the apocalypse is. the batteries are eventually going to go to shit, I think I'd rather have a flex fuel bike that can run on vegetable oil or pure ethanol, the latter of which which should either be abundant or easy to make in any apocalyptic situation.

    I feel like I could keep a small engine running pretty much indefinitely.

  • can I install it on my KFC gaming console

  • I can't think of any brand that's going to be connected to Wi-Fi that eventually isn't going to cut off your ability to scan when you run out of a certain color of ink.

    I bought a last generation flatbed scanner for like $15 and a Canon printer that will never be connected to the internet

  • well he was making more than all of them combined

  • I thought he was already in a Romanian prison for rape. they let him out?

  • yeah I only have a ring for my outdoor cameras. I was considering switching my indoor system yo ring as my alarm company keeps raising their prices but I'm not putting ring cameras inside my house. especially because the privacy shutters on them are manual

  • if somebody rips off a partial roll, can you tell exactly where the bad tickets begin?

    also thank you for a direct response.

  • that's a good question