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  • Major UK supermarket to stop selling mackerel in coming weeks

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  • Once you realise that most of humanities laws are written after a bad event and not before, and that companies would rather spend millions of dollars on PR instead of fixing a problem, the tinfoil hat starts to grow in.

    None of what I wrote above is true 100% of the time, but occurs an undefined X% of the time that I'm primed to

  • Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that

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  • That ^[is] ^[insane] ^[!]

  • Major UK supermarket to stop selling mackerel in coming weeks

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  • Whilst I welcome the change, my corporate paranoia hat wonders if they're actually doing this because they've peeked into the future and suddenly sprouted a conscience, or, if their suppliers are coming up with empty nets already and the retailers are shifting the focus away from themselves by saying "see? we told you it was unsustainable"

  • Fr🤮nch

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  • Intercourse, Pennsylvania

  • Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that

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  • I prefer my version, but whatever

  • prudish mom

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  • Yeah. But I was in charge of the quotes, Tom. I drew a line, you crossed that line.

    I'm going to have to have a think about you. I don't think you can be trusted in a combat situation.

  • Rough sleeping hits new high in England amid homeless kids fears

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  • I'm guessing this aligns with the increase in fly tipping? People pushed out their homes...

  • prudish mom

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  • Walls have ears. It'll propogate through the grapevine, and her cheeks will be red they will. And covered in jizz.

  • prudish mom

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  • In the immortal words of Super Hans:

    Would you like a parrot?Ah that's right, you'd probably like a Cockatoo

  • TIL You can leagally drop your baby off at the fire station in all 50 states

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  • Nigeria, obviously

  • Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that

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  • One guy tips over a cow just to get a few amps from his homemade solenoid, and suddenly laws against it are written. Cow tipping is a time honored tradition. Vote YES on proposition 69

  • be a mermaid

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  • Prince Andrew:

  • Slingshot is a nice detail 😁

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  • She courted briefly with the Soviets if I recall, but even they couldn't tame her hot heart with a cool island song

  • Slingshot is a nice detail 😁

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  • I think that's his eventual plan, depending how much of his fluff is real bluster

  • Slingshot is a nice detail 😁

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  • The punchline is the setup. It's an anti joke. Perhaps a bad one, even. Quite rare in this joke landscape, I can see why it needs to be preserved

  • Next round's on you!

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  • Isn't that also how people from Dublin are born?

  • Can't unsee

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  • You know what they say about a guy with a big nose. You also know what they say about a girl with a small nose.

    Nothing, absolutely nothing, but the implication is there

  • "Not one quiet day on this frontier..."

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  • Is that blue forest crawling towards us?

  • Interesting question. For me it would be a dead grandfather

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  • "oh shit, not this guy again. Listen, I'm busy"

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    Jizz rule

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    Shout out to your local phone repair guy

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    In the spirit of the King's Birthday

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    Friday night: time to unwind with a cool refreshing patriotic can of

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Imperial rule

  • Witchy Memes @lemmy.world
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    Only the seasons change

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    What's your star sign?

  • Witchy Memes @lemmy.world
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    Only the seasons change

  • Witchy Memes @lemmy.world
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    Only the seasons change

  • Witchy Memes @lemmy.world
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    Only the seasons change

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Posh hinges rule

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    You have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?

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    Start at Portishead and follow the river up

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The Platform Rule

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    What's the strangest thing you've done on Caffeine

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    Fond memories of Tramps?

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    Internet is Down

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    What happened to WikiHow

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    Alright I'm getting into loose leaf teas, hit me with your recommendations

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    Has anyone noticed a rampant increase in these guys?