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  • I saw enough headlines between 2016-2020 to learn not to trust these copium posts. No, his supporters aren't turning on him. No, other Republicans are not secretly plotting to oust him. No, he's still not going to suffer consequences.

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  • I’m at my happiest when I’m making a video like putting a strawberry in my butt and pushing it out

    Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life

  • Jesus was super anti gay. You can tell by the way he hung out with exclusively men, rubbing their feet and kissing them on the lips like all heterosexual men do.

  • Treat your body like a garbage dump the night beforehand, too. Cheap Mexican, beer , etc. Nothing illegal about ripping some nuclear grade rancid farts in proximity to other people.

  • Hint: priests/religious leaders, republican politicians, anti-LGBTQ activists

  • "But I'm straight"

    "So is spaghetti... Until it gets wet."

    "Okay but that's a bad analogy because I just turn ten stories tall when I get wet."

  • Don't forget invading blue cities

  • "You're absolutely right! Shaking the baby is incredibly dangerous and I told you to do it anyway! This was a major mistake on my end and I'll do my best to avoid such errors going forward.

    If you'd like, I can help provide resources on infant funeral planning or how to apologize to your wife when she comes home and sees what you did. Just let me know what you'd like hear more about."

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  • But that would mean the bible is a lie. Surely a book that starts with a creation story, only for its second chapter to be a different creation story, and has 4 separate and often conflicting accounts of a Jewish, immigrant, hippy, socialist's life could not contain a LIE!

  • He had a minor role in Home Alone 2, then I think he spent a bunch of time visiting some other putz's private island.

  • When can we expect shitposts in the shitfounds community again?

  • My life now but just enough more money to feel secure and also I'd be a girl

  • The Dope Fiend Lean

  • Flavortown, OH

  • Netmaxxing

  • I like the part where they figured out the previously undiscovered secret in the race was to drive backwards. I tried that shit in Mario Kart when I was 8, you're telling me NOBODY had tried it in that game before?

  • It's definitely incel erotica. Saw a video once demonstrating that Reacher never actually needs to initiate anything with a woman, show any interest whatsoever, flirt, etc. He just sorta exists in proximity to women and they just sort of "give" him the sex that they apparently owe him for being the main character.

  • Checkmate, liberals

  • Look, non-sterile surgical procedures are perfectly safe. But wow, those rampant and definitely unrelated fatal infections sure are a bummer, huh?