In fact, I do download apks from various sources. I just had to dismiss some false positives (ReVanced IIRC) so I decided it's useless because if it's not false positive I would probably still dismiss it, especially if told to do so by (malicious) devs.
With every ADHD meme I'm self-diagnosing with it more and more. Just today I had to say "I don't know what I'm trying to say" in the middle of sentence twice.
Fuck them.