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stelelor

@ stelelor @lemmy.ca

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🌌 we are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars

  • i liek turdles

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  • Works perfectly on my phone, maybe try landscape orientation and vary the distance?

  • y tho

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  • You're already doing more than most people in terms of reducing your footprint. I take it there aren't any bulk stores where you live?

  • RIP America

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  • Europe will welcome them with open arms.

    The next step in the authoritarian playbook will be to limit the movement of educated people. Soon enough, those people won't be able to leave even if they wanted to.

  • I have searched far and wide

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  • You might be onto something with the knock-off theory. I had Walmart shirts and underwear with the cornucopia logo.

  • we are not the same

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  • That makes sense, that it would be your subconscious alerting. In a similar vein, whenever I know I need to shower first thing in the morning (as opposed to before bed), I often dream of showering on the bed. Yes, like standing on the mattress on top of all the sheets and pillows and blankets. Or at least somewhere in the bedroom, like on carpeted floor next to wooden furniture. I HATE those dreams so much but they keep happening.

  • we are not the same

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  • You forgot the leaking pipes, so of course everything relatively safe to touch is also wet and cold.

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    Volkswagen Beetle in Amsterdam

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  • Why does this remind me of foot binding

  • When do you finally calm down after buying a house?

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  • Congratulations! May your new life as homeowners bring you happiness!

    Make sure you know where the water shutoff valves are, and that the electric breakers are labelled. And do not, I repeat, DO NOT start any DYI project on a Friday afternoon.

  • What's your method of enjoying (or at least tolerating) physical exercise?

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  • You're right, thank you for pointing it out. I'll change it.

  • What's your method of enjoying (or at least tolerating) physical exercise?

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  • Exercise outside (preferably in a natural setting) and with a group. Outdoor bootcamp is the holy grail for me. Reasons:

    1. Outside air is easier to breathe than stale gym air
    2. There's always something interesting to look at while you slowly die
    3. Clumps of grass don't mind if I swear under my breath
    4. PEER PRESSURE. IT WORKS.
    5. At the end of the training session, trauma bonding with the rest of the group (edit: I misused the term trauma bonding)
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  • What if only people who make over $500k annually can vote? Is that still a democracy?

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    What do movies always get wrong about your job/hobby?

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  • Hobby: Telescopes upside-down or back-to-front, pointed through windows, with aperture caps on, without eyepieces, under heavy light pollution and glare, magically show Hubble-level images of something only visible from the opposite hemisphere.

    Job: The Government knows everything about you and any employee can pull up any info on anyone in seconds. Ffs we can't even get two departments to cooperate on a common database format.

  • Shit's fucked up

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  • Google knows the real world is a dystopia.

  • SABER CROC

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  • For some reason I picture it as having really droopy jowls covering those canines. Like a mastiff on steroids.

  • YSK: Regulations don't exist because governments like them...

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  • Excellent idea! I'm sure that information will be readily available from independent trustworthy sources that are not the government! Failing that, I always have my trusty mass spectrometer in my kitchen and I run all my foods through it just in case!

  • The people who first invented tools had to invent inventing tools without tools.

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  • That happened so long ago that we wouldn't even call those people "human".

  • What were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?

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  • So if I get this right, your dad turned homosexual from his babysitter... Then proceeded to have two, presumably biologic, kids?

  • What were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?

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  • What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the fuck

  • Bubble Wrap!

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  • Postgrad studies. 💀 I'll take a job any day over that hell!