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sploosh

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  • Around these parts we call that getting sternwheeled, after my wife's stunning realization that they are so named because of the wheel at their stern.

    EDIT: I am not good at word.

  • Peruvian dog

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  • Don't pet strange dogs on the top of their head, to them it feels like you are trying to dominate. Pet them on the shoulder or chest with your hand visible to them. Better yet, let the dog come to you and leave it alone if it doesn't.

  • Ofwat to be abolished as ministers look to create new water regulator

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  • Y'all used to be an empire but you haven't been keeping sewage out of your rivers?

  • Singapore Workshop owner gets jail, fine for illegally modifying motorcycles' exhaust

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  • It's all staute that governs modifying cars, just to different extents and by different means. Different strokes for different nations. Literal strokes in this case.

  • Singapore Workshop owner gets jail, fine for illegally modifying motorcycles' exhaust

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  • Singapore has a population density around 7800 people per square kilometer. With that many people, many of whom ride motorcycles because its so crowded, regulating their noise and emissions output is in everyone's interest. Singapore also does not fuck around with punishments. They have mandatory canings for some lower crimes and they execute hundreds of people a year for drug offenses.

    The US does similar things. You aren't allowed to modify the ECUs on cars to push them outside EPA standards. A truck mechanic got tagged for installing devices that let people roll coal and ended up with huge fines.

  • Singapore Workshop owner gets jail, fine for illegally modifying motorcycles' exhaust

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  • You do in Singapore.

  • Only people who've played Moonbase Alpha are gonna get this

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  • Mario 2 music.

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  • If you think you're depressed, please go see a doctor. Therapy does work and modern antidepressants aren't anywhere near the nightmare of side effects they used to be. Seriously, you can feel better all the time and it is way easier than you might think.

  • If you could safely hug any animal in the world, what would you hug?

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  • Good news: they tend to be much larger than tigers so there's even more to hug!

  • What was the worst apartment you've ever lived in?

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  • Tame Impala nailed it.

    When we were living in squalor

    Wasn't it heaven?

    Back when we used to get on it

    Four out of seven

    Now even though that was a time I

    Hated from day one

    Eventually terrible memories

    Turn into great ones

  • Thank you Ubisoft!

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    • It's the best game store for the paying customer on Linux by a long shot
    • True
    • You can roll back to previous versions
    • See #1

  • How do you charge an electric car without a credit card?

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  • I charge it at home, but years ago I got a credit card to build credit so I could get a mortgage so that might not work for you.

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  • 15 years ago I thought he was a dorky rich guy with a well-connected publicist.

    10 years ago I thought he was a too-full-of-himself car manufacturer who bought his way into the game who overestimated his own engineering prowess.

    5 years ago I thought he was an asshole and wondered why other people seemed to respect him.

    Now I think he's a pathetic rich guy who got used and thrown away by Trump, the guy famous for using people and then throwing them away. Fuckin' cuck of a chump who could have his cock in the US's pussy and still wouldn't have the balls to fuck.

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  • laughs in electric drivetrain

  • Admin brought his drill to work and destroyed a datacenter

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  • Many standard drills these days have a hammer drill mode that gives some rotohammer-like action when you push in while drilling. It's easy to leave this mode on if you're only ever driving screws, as you're unlikely to push hard enough to engage the mechanism. If you're an idiot.

  • Supreme Court denies challenges to bans on assault-style weapons and high-capacity magazines

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  • I think its more that some folks have been saying they needed their guns in case the government overeached and curtailed freedom. The government is doing exactly that, and many of the "guns will save my family from Incle Sam" folks are cheering the changes instead of rising up. People are pointing out the hypocrisy, not demanding people die for them

  • 'Baby shark, doo, doo.' Popular kids' song used to deter the homeless

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  • Dude you can't just say "sn*rgletooth" on the internet.

  • Does anyone here do this?

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  • Neurotypicals know you're autistic too, they just don't point it out because of social rules.

  • For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋

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  • Gen Z isnt partying or fucking nearly as much as Millenials and Gen X did. They're inside kids.