This is a joke, but I have unironically seen and known a number of short kings / queens who...
... pretty much actually do need a child seat to be able to safely operate a large SUV or truck.
If you can't or can just barely actually see around you... you shouldn't be driving that car.
Do you know if the name has some kind of double or joke meaning, in German?
Uh, nicht spreche deustch, or something.