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@ simplejack @lemmy.world

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  • Laptop dreams

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  • The desk clutter for this setup makes my eye twitch. I’d rather have 1 or 2 cords connected and a dock tucked away.

    Edit: Ports good for flexibility on the go. But at home, I don’t want a rat’s nest of cables. Cable management is what separates us from the animals.

  • GOP Sen. refuses to admit Bush, not Obama, was president during Epstein’s plea deal

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  • This guy is a tool and all, but shitting on double first names is pretty ignorant. Is an old tradition that kind stuck in many places in the south US.

    I know a lot of really smart and progressive southerners with double first names.

  • When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason

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  • Are you bummed that you’re no longer going to see all those feet?

  • Jerkin' sneakers

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  • Jeffrey Toobin: why not both?

  • Women Dating Safety App 'Tea' Breached, Users' IDs Posted to 4chan

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  • Hungry data privacy lawyers when they learned about Tea this week:

  • The heroes we had as kids

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  • When I was 5 in the 80’s, I was an idiot.

    I thought Hulk was awesome. I also thought I could fly if I made enough paper fans and jumped off a high enough deck.

  • He'll realize one day

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  • Looks more like Jim when Micheal Scott does something embarrassing

  • Understanding MAGA’s Obsession With Pedophilia and No Other Sex Crimes

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  • I’m not saying they’re defending it, but they are covering it up and running defense against it.

    The goal is to stay in power and keep the opponents out of power at all costs. Run defense on the crimes if they point to Trump, and run offense on the crimes if they point to Trump’s enemies.

  • Women are anonymously spilling tea about men in their cities on viral app

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  • Someone saw that Black Mirror episode and said “Let’s make that for real.”

  • Resurfaced clip shows Epstein pleading the Fifth when asked if he was with Trump around underage girls

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  • I don’t know about present tense. He’s got a lot of blood thinner bruises on his hands these days. He’s probably require enough viagra to blind an elephant. He’s old as shit.

  • Independents are increasingly souring on Trump, new poll finds

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  • I swear, people have the memories of fruit flies.

  • Silicon Valley AI Startups Are Embracing China’s Controversial ‘996’ Work Schedule

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  • I gots to find me one of those jobs. My wife and I are in middle management and are more like 10-12 hour days, 5 to 6 days a week. I’m not a fan.

  • GOP Senator Admits He Wants Epstein File Release Blocked to 'Cover' for Trump

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  • lol. The bus stop picture in the article

  • The King of the Hill curse strikes again.

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  • Looks like Costa Rica. I’ve been there. Perfect water, then boom, the tide starts dragging your ass out.

    I wonder if he knew how to get out, or if he just encountered a riptide that was aggressively wide.

  • Grindr Won’t Let Users Say 'No Zionists'

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  • But what of if I like magic? Can I fund a mentalist?

  • More Americans Can Get Compensated for Nuclear Poisoning — But There's a Catch

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  • Is the catch that I need to get nuclear poisoning?

  • The King of the Hill curse strikes again.

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  • Damn, Theo died?

    I don’t know what became of him, but that dyslexia episode was a big one for me growing up.

  • It's not just kind, it's kinder

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  • What’s German?

  • Grindr Won’t Let Users Say 'No Zionists'

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  • Maybe throw “no religious nationalists” in for good measure. State religions don’t have the best track record in the history books.

  • Understanding MAGA’s Obsession With Pedophilia and No Other Sex Crimes

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  • Campaigning against a crime is only important if it hurts political opponents. If it hurts themselves, then it’s they try to cover it up.

    The type of crime doesn’t matter.