it's 2150
the last humans have gone underground, fighting against the machines which have destroyed the surface
a t-1000 disguised as my brother walks into camp
the dogs go crazy
point my plasma rifle at him
"i am also a terminator! would you like to switch to gibberlink mode?"
he makes a screech like a dial up modem
I shed a tear as I vaporize my brother
SMS is a pain in the ass. iOS users aren't using SMS, they're using a proprietary system which is inaccessible to android users. Occasionally a 1-on-1 text works with RCS but it's janky