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just me

  • the definition part of the definition is the paragraph next to "1." the bullet points below it are examples of how it applies. you provided that definition, are you telling me that on top of not understanding the meaning of "and" you also failed to understand the formatting itself?

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    Backseat pressure

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  • same thing when i attempt to talk to people

    alone i can have elaborate and intricate monologues or pretend dialogues with all the fancy vocabulary

    but the second i'm placed in a room with a person i forget how to put sentences together in a cohesive way

  • genuinely, how old are you?

    if your child doesn't want to brush their teeth, are you going to insist that their personal freedom is the most important thing and let their dental hygiene suffer? that forcing them to brush their teeth is somehow slavery? (as small as it is, it is work after all)

    it's 15h a semester, a kid can do ~1h of helping out around the neighbourhood a week and pass easily. oh no! a child is being made to help people for an hour a week! learning the benefits of helping and gaining experience doing small tasks! literally slavery!

    you gotta touch some grass buddy, smell the flowers, talk with parents, talk with teachers, relax

  • maybe if you did yours you'd understand that "and" means both conditions need to be fulfilled for a statement to be true. so how is that child considered a property of anyone in this situation?

  • which is doubly so sad because rats don't even live that long :( if an experiment lasts 1,5 years an average rat will only live for 6 more months. a rat retirement home wouldn't even be a big commitment

  • do you think homework is slavery too?

  • it's to teach children (and their parents) how to volunteer and where, by assigning public service to the kids. it's not called public service because volunteering is what it will be once the teaching is done, it's avoiding confusion of teaching something that is called another word after you finish school

    i think you might be overreacting a little bit

  • hello tall guy, i am the short guy

  • apparently AI often uses the long dash — and people began associating it with AI generated text. which tbf, valid, i only know where it is on my mobile keyboard and i ain't writing anything longer than 3 paragraphs on a phone,

  • or 3D models

  • i tell people to be safe especially when they're driving, that shit scary man

  • not everything is made for you

  • the context is the real life situation that OP experiences, i also have experienced that and find the joke funny, but it doesn't have to be funny to everyone. you are simply not the target audience

  • humans, sometimes

  • it's perfectly comprehensible to me

    someone's girlfriend sits on her phone 24/7, but somehow consistently fails to pick up a call when her partner calls to double check something on the grocery list, with the joke being that her phone disappears into a black hole when that happens

  • nono it's okay, we simulate the real world - every time he gets close to getting good savings and builds up hope, we crush it just like on Earth - his car breaks, he or a loved one has a medical emergancy, spice it up sometimes with natural disasters, random price spikes for necessities. he'll never be actually able to save up for a house, let alone the fortune he had when he was alive. he'd be one of the last to get out of hell

  • or just likes reminding people in an effective way how strange it is that the "default" pronoun is "he"

  • in the past i thought eating spicy food made me look cool and manly, but then i realised i'm missing out on the flavour of foods and understood i was being silly. so now i mostly stick to mild foods, with the occasional spicy food for varity's sake but only if i can actually taste the flavour of said food through the spice

    but that's just me

  • i don't know if it was intentional, but one of Expedition 33's endings gave me vibes of that story