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I'm a little teapot 🫖

  • Eagle screech fades into high pitch whine

  • Who needs food, water, shelter, or access to critically needed medication when we can use the fema budget to airdrop cybertrucks into disaster zones?

  • Even better, just leave Donny hanging in a waiting room while playing Obama speeches in the background. There's a rumor going around that they did something similar with Trump's phone calls, they'd put him on hold with Obama speeches playing instead of hold music and just left him there until he'd hang up.

  • When you're young masking is a lot easier. Pair that with the ability to drink pots of coffee nonstop throughout the day to self medicate and the time to exercise for at least an hour every day and you can get by pretty effectively. At some point though you get old and busy enough that A: it's not possible to physically drink enough coffee to self medicate anymore and B: you don't always have 1-2h a day to devote to exercise. At that point it becomes apparent that you should probably be on medication if you want to remain high functioning.

  • Well yeah, no shit. We're going to have 4+ years of random disaster shit demonstrating why we had govt agencies devoted to dealing with preventing said shit or dealing with the fallout and it's going to be realllllll interesting watching the red states fail to deal on their own

  • Thanks Obama!

  • I mean, there was plenty of time between November and Jan 21 to rendition 3 justices, anyone in Congress tied to Russian money, the entire trump campaign and all of the Republican money middlemen that launder Russian money for political campaigns

  • I guess they took "DUI training" literally

  • The party of state's rights ladies and gentlemen

  • We've had socialism with American characteristics for about 45y at this point. We socialize the losses and privatize the gains.

  • Uhh, no thanks, I like my genitals disease free

  • You just have to overflow your casino balance back into the positive

  • I absolutely can't wait to see the carnage in the stock market tomorrow morning

  • Second, we already had Hoover. Trump's policies are basically a rerun of an economic approach we proved doesn't work 100y ago.

  • 4d chess ladies and gentlemen

  • Looks like the AI has trained on enough "this looks like your homework assignment, good luck!" comments

  • For the last 8y more like

  • The White House presents: Easter brought to you by Nabisco!

  • To their credit they're destroying government to pave the way for oligarchy very efficiently