What an interesting take…I assume you will be down voted into oblivion, but it is thought provoking all the same. When I was younger I thought police helped people and I probably would have considered being a police officer. Now, I can’t imagine who would want to and I immediately question anyone who would. I have to imagine this is causing the people who truly want to help people to avoid the profession.

100% factually accurate and yet still devastating to hear.

25 years…I can almost hear the modem whining like it was yesterday.

This is really well written and I agree with a lot of your points…but when I read “as far back as the early 2000s” I felt about 100 years old.

Wait…everyone doesn’t do that?

Part of my job is to process user feedback. The amount of times that I get opposing comments like this is wild. Sometimes the comment is subjective, but sometimes they are outright sharing opposing facts. It definitely keeps life interesting!

I heard this as a Good Charlotte lyric. What a flashback.

I am almost certain that this is incorrect, but I always feared my boots would tear up my feet if I lost my callouses.

I think this is called a pumice stone, but I have never used one.

I heard a Samsung whistle that ended in a fart sound…12 times in less than five minutes. All numbers are estimated, but I feel like I am undershooting it.

Finally!

This is exactly the energy I hope for in a shitposting mod. TYFYS

Ope

Hold the E. coli

But does it look like a mustang?

Yo ho yo ho…

Just in case it was driving anyone else crazy:

“The Gang Runs for Office” S02 E08

https://youtu.be/MsbIExarPp4?si=3jMg_V9eWvVJ633Q

My most talented coworker was a contractor that was hired on full time. He has repeatedly said he would never have made it through the hiring process. I think about that a lot.

Remember back in 2001 when everyone freaked out at Cheney’s age? He was 60. Our “young” potential candidate is 59.

Show me how you reboot the PC.

*User turns off monitor