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  • Sorry for using the alt rights vocabulary, but this administration is made up of illuminati levels of cuckoldry. They have to show who their daddy is, hidden but also in plain sight.

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  • This isn’t real is it?

    (He asks while knowing that he should know better at this point.)

  • I fought against the sleepiness until The Two Towers to the scene where Aragorn kicks the helmet just to say the famous line. Then I fell asleep.

  • I would try to make the most money off her chocolate starfish. We’re talking about printed shirts, bumper stickers, music videos, giving online courses about how to not secure your bathroom, special deals with sextoy manufacturers.

    I would put every single cent earned into recruiting trolls who would:

    1. Meme the fuck out of her private parts.
    2. Make sure she sees all of that.
    3. Continue until she is bullied off the internet.

    When she is finally gone, errect a replica of her privates 3 meters in diameter in front of her mansion calling it the Whorecrux.

    As a grand finale, write a book about this entire thing and release it with the title “Avada these Nuts! A real story about Terfs and their overrated Books”.

  • Celebrating pain since the very beginning…

  • Had a shitty day. Girlfriend came home and brought me a croissant filled with pistachio cream. I inhaled it and we had a little nap together on the couch. Watching LotR now.

    This is it. This is the rest of my life. And I am 100% at peace with that.

  • Kinda upset about the thought of all the great food being lost.

  • For Christoph Waltz? Always.

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  • This is pure beauty. Thank you ❤️

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  • Ricardo memes are the only ones I actually miss.

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  • People who multi class are the worst.

  • Only found out on reddit when I got my first death threat. The first of many ❤️

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  • My favourite 5 seconds of the month.

  • You mean the ligma spoon?

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  • Kinda the same.

    I need 3 to get to 10 from 7. After that just ad the rest (6-3). Resulting in 13.

  • One of the ICE applicants I spoke with seemed to have an insatiable desire for conflict in line with this hypothesis. All his life, he said, he had hoped to fight wars in Iraq or Afghanistan. He’d joined the army hoping to fulfill this desire. But our foreign wars had wound down by the time of his enlistment, and he never got a chance to fight abroad.

    He said his wife had almost been assaulted in Texas, and when she’d called the police they arrested a man who turned out to be an “illegal alien” and who was promptly deported. He said he’d seen videos of a member of the Taliban getting into an argument at a fast-food restaurant in California (I couldn’t find any evidence of this—not even as a conspiracy), and that he wanted to join ICE to protect his family.

    I am too much of a pussy to go into actual combat, so I have to make up stories about my wifu getting attacked by someone other than her boyfriend and about people being shitty to fast food employees who aren’t white Karens.

    I know this kind of guys. When shit actually hits the fan they are the first to run, shoving over children and elderly.

  • A solid 7.

    The blanket doesn’t judge. It just hates.

  • So you have less of an idea about the subject than gonzo, who at least admits not knowing anything. Marvellous tankie specimen.

    PS: The CCP sucks donkey dick.

  • JFC I would have flipped my shit a long time ago. Stay safe.