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  • Boypreggers is the most pregenanant state of matter.

  • I’m in my mind 30s and I still react like this when I hear thunder while alone.

  • Which one is jinx?

  • Ah yes. Ranni. Known for being goth.

  • I will eat all the cookies.

    I will drink all the beer.

    I will eat all the ham.

    I will fall into a food coma.

    And when I have a tummy ache I will receive the belly rubs.

  • Fuck me, I really want to play Dino Crisis once again.

  • All of this has happened before, and it will happen again.

  • I remember this cyber redneck who wanted to flex about this truck by walking over it. The moment he laid his foot on the glass it fucking cracked.

  • This actually happened. Fuck me, there goes my good night sleep.

  • Which comes as a surprise to no one, because Putins life depends on it.

  • Did you have to take the picture in the most nightmarish fashion you could come up with?

  • The 57-year-old suspect came to a McDonald's in High Point, North Carolina on Dec. 28, according to an incident report, after his wife complained to him that her employees were "disrespecting her" during her training as a manager.

    Ah yes. As it is written in Chad 2:19 “When some guy disrespects your wifu, shove them asshead into the fryer. God likes his offers crispy.”

  • Ring all alarms you say? Like that alarm for our world burning down? Or people living in ever shittier conditions? Or do you mean the one for sick people dying because they can’t afford the inhumane prices for treatment?

    Just a rhetorical question, my friend. The writing was on the wall for a long time.

  • I knew the police is full of stupid fucks, but come on! Wtf is wrong with the pigs?

  • Yeah, CNN showed the security camera footage and I have to say: that entire thing went like one of my first Hitman play throughs.

  • Yes 😎

  • Oh good. I wasn’t the only one.

  • Putin said Western air defenses are not capable of destroying the Oreshnik missile in flight, although this claim can't be verified. He said Russia would provide warnings to Ukraine in advance of similar missile attacks in the future to allow civilians to escape danger zones.

    Every single thing he says is a lie. Cocksucker.

  • He has been an unlikeable prick from the very beginning. And it only got worse.

    I cheered when he lost his marbles before he died. For some reason I remember that he pissed himself.