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  • It’s even worse when you imagine the accent and voice of a broccoli singing over the tune.

  • Irgendwann muss doch der Durchfall einsetzen.

  • Well said.

  • Pasta. Different types of pasta. I thought that would be clear. Depending on the pasta you use (form and surface texture), you can get different results.

    I don’t like pesto on bread. I can use that bread to make bruschetta or just roast lardo on it. Which tastes better 100% of the time.

  • Work hard?

    Work at all?

    Employees?!

    Is this what he calls the mods?

  • I did the middle one today. My head is smoking. Kinda stoked to do the same again tomorrow. But we all know this isn’t how it works.

  • I can’t think of a more psychotic community that could be more fitting.

    Only surprised it hasn’t been done before.

  • Sunday is Pesto Day. So every Sunday we try out a new pesto recipe or bought pesto. I suggested this 3 months ago and thus far both of us are happy with the tasty results.

    My favourite this far is a ramsons pesto we found while browsing a local deli.

  • Edit: Er wurde gewählt. Was wieder einmal beweist, dass es keinen Gott gibt.

  • None of these Apps have been problematic to leave. It’s WhatsApp I can’t get away from.

    The only thing I can do is to continue trying to convince the roughly 20 people I actually care about to switch. So far no one cares enough.

    Fuck. All of them with a Twitter account fled that platform when Musk made the Nazi salute. So I’m counting on the Lizard Robot to do the same.

  • You know what? I think I’m fine by just putting an old sofa in front of the PC. Pretty sure no one would mind at work too.

  • You know what? I think these are cool? I like to fold my legs while sitting and normal chairs are just too small for that.

  • If you want something changed on Reddit, pass it on to the press. Back in the day they let sexually suggestive material of minors on their site because it gathered clicks. Did you guys forget r/jailbait?

    They only stopped it when one of the mods got doxxed and it was reported in news articles.

    I repeat: Reddit stopped pedo shit only because it generated negative attention.

    I’m sure there are enough journalists out there who would love to write about Reddit allowing SA material on their website.

  • Installing an ejector seat into a car is a surprisingly Russian thing to do.

  • Did I ever tell you the story of the War in Heavens? So there are these cancer patients and they are really angry about those wizard toads…

  • That’s kinda normal for a lot of Reddit mods really. I remember a legal advice mod who banned lawyers because they wouldn’t agree with him and who thought he knew it better (turned out he was utterly wrong). Or that maniac in the guitar sub who straight up bans people for mentioning a certain type of guitar. Or that one time I got banned from BLM because I dared to comment on a funny post in the shitpost sub. Which in itself was kinda funny.

    You have to understand that mods aren’t any different from users. Some are ok, some make mistakes and some others are complete fucking idiots not able to understand the damage they cause.

    Usually that’s where admins step in, but unlike Lemmy, Reddit admins just sit on their title (almost certainly with a golden chocolate medallion around their neck) and jerk off all day long.

  • Let me scry this for a moment:

    “Blablabla CIA blabla unable to take any responsibility bla crying and pissing themselves because of criticism.”

  • Relatable

    Jump
  • Every yawn comes with its own risk of dislocating my jaw.

  • His Wikipedia page should start like this.